Lindsay Alert Lowered
Big props to
Poop'D Culture, for the straight skinny on Lindsay Lohan:
Realizing she has an incredibly busy schedule, the It girl of the moment will soon announce that she has retired from eating. Evidence that she has been practising for such a circumstance can be seen in recent pictures. Lindsay used to be so, um, full-bodied. Now, if she were to elbow somebody she'd probably draw blood. Her top-heavy torso has also seen a drastic reduction. The United States government reacted by lowering its Lindsay Alert from PAMELA ANDERSON all the way down to GWEN STEFANI.
Just for the record, I thought Lindsay Lohan had the classic movie-star / sex-symbol look about a year ago, and looked great. Why in the world has she decided to try to look like she's starving to death?
Is she starving to death? I don't usually get caught up in the celebrity scandal thing, but this is just sorta sad. This trend has to stop. Real women have curves.