Theatrical Review: War of the Worlds
Wendy's ReviewI had really been anticipating the release of this film. I have never read the book, or seen any movie based on or about
War of the Worlds. However, they filmed part of it close to here, so it was more local anticipation than anything. There were news stories down here all the time during filming about Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz going to Dairy Queen, and Tom Cruise giving money to help someone in the hospital. It’s hard to not eat that stuff up when it’s local news. I was also looking forward to it because Spielberg is known for big budget blockbuster films, and often pretty darn good movies. So we went to see it last night.
War of the Worlds is a really good action film, one of the most enjoyable films to watch. The special effects are top notch. And it’s a visual masterpiece. However, the story is as flimsy as could be. Here is the story in a nutshell:
SPOILERS! A father who hasn’t really been a part of his two kids lives, gets to watch his children for the weekend. It just happens that this is the weekend that the aliens from outer space decide to attack. Oh, and the best part is that the father pretty much has it all happen in his back yard. Power goes out. Cell phones don’t work. Car stop dead in their tracks. Watches don’t work. The only things that still work are cameras and video cameras, and only then when they can be incorporated into the film itself as cleaver cinematic devices (go figure). People get vaporized. So they find the one working car in the area, and take it along the back roads to Boston. Aliens attack the whole way. Aliens get common cold, and then die. World is saved (well except for the fact that a whole lotta people died).
END SPOILERSThe action in the first hour of the film is very good. It’s truly scary. However, it then starts to fizzle for the last hour of the film. The acting is adequate. Tom Cruise doesn’t do anything that couldn’t be done by anyone else. Tim Robbins plays a real weirdo. Too weird for even him. The kid who plays the older son is pretty good. Although for some reason I had thought that Kieran Culkin was going to be playing him, but I was wrong. I wish he had, though, because I like him. Dakota Fanning plays cute little girl really well because well she is a cute little girl. However, she wears clothing in this film that I can’t imagine any little girl ever wearing. What little girl wears one fingerless glove? Go figure.
Overall,
War of the Worlds is pure entertainment. There is a story there just for the sole purpose of hanging special effects on. If you want brainless entertainment then this is your film. However, if you want a good alien movie then see either
Close Encounters of the Third Kind,
Signs, or
Fire in the Sky. Or stay home, and just read
Communion. That way you’ll never want to see a movie about aliens again.

Darrell's ReviewAmong the many filming locations of
Stephen Spielberg’s
The War of the Worlds was the rural Virginia countryside about half an hour from where we live.
Tom Cruise made a big splash by showing up at the local Dairy Queen a few times, and the employees all agreed that he was friendly, outgoing, down to earth, and fun to have around. He signed autographs, posed for pictures, the works.
I found myself thinking about that during the second half of
The War of the Worlds, and trying to spot local places and faces in the movie. That’s not good. The first half of the movie kept me riveted. When the movie slowed during the second hour, in a substandard effort to build characters and establish relationships, I found my mind wandering. I was more interested in spotting “Uncle Tommy” among the
extras than in finding out how the story ended.
The War of the Worlds is all special effects and little story. Honestly, though, I didn’t expect an amazing story. By now, the premise is familiar to everyone. Bad aliens come to earth and pick a fight, earth fights back, things blow up, things fall down, people run around in circles and scream. The concept has been done with surprising resonance (
Signs) and with idiotic bombast (
Independence Day)… heck, even this specific H.G. Wells novel has been dramatized a number of times. This version is inferior to the
1953 version. It’s also
far inferior to
Signs, but much better than
ID4, however, if only because the story is simply bland rather than insultingly stupid.
Tom Cruise is an outstanding actor, but his talent is wasted, here. Other fine actors in the cast (Miranda Otto, Tim Robbins, Dakota Fanning) do little more than stand with slack jaws and marvel at the special effects, along with the audience.
And those special effects, by the way, are outstanding. For the first hour, we see what really looks like the US under attack. Given the retrospect of 9/11, however, the special effects are a little eerie. I didn’t find myself thinking
”I bet that’s exactly what that would look like.” Instead, I found myself thinking
”Yep, that’s exactly what an attack on the US does look like.” It’s strange; once this kind of over-the-top CG extravaganza was escapism. Now it’s a sad reminder.
Of course, not all of Spielberg's tricks are devoted to destruction. On shot, wherein the camera leaves a van traveling down the interstate, circles around it, and goes back in through the front, made my jaw drop. It's all seemless. I'd love to know how they did that shot.
The movie ends quietly, like the book, without a big final battle or a new twist on the old material. That is to Spielberg’s credit. I am, however, bugged by the film’s sluggish second hour. It’s the first time I can ever remember using the “B” word in relation to a Spielberg movie. The second hour of
The War of the Worlds is
boring.
There are a number of political elements in
The War of the Worlds that seem to be open to interpretation, which is to be expected. You can’t make a movie about an attack on the US in this day and age without viewers combing it for politics. I have a number of observations about the possible politics of
The War of the Worlds, but I try to keep my politics off of
film geeks. I reserve my conservative ranting for my personal blog. Besides, to discuss the political elements of the film would involve discussing huge spoilers… so if you want to read my take on the politics of the movie and if you don’t mind spoilers,
click here. Otherwise, do not click here. If you do, you’ll read spoilers and political ramblings. You have been warned.