What else have those terrible, abusive guards at Gitmo been up to? Here's a partial list of some of their latest offenses:

did not share the only copy of Tony Hawk Pro Skater for PlayStation

borrowed musical albums yet did not return them

did not support the writing ambitions of one very talented terrorist author even though he is really really good

ate entire box of Triscuits even though "al-Qahtani" was clearly written on it

tipped consistently below 18% when eating out causing acute embarrassment to the fragile sensibilities of at least 5 enemy combatants

forced prisoners to wear white shoes after Labor Day

See the whole list at one of my favorite blogs, Where Have You Gone, Ronald Reagan?