There was only one appropriate response: YEEEEEAAARRRRRGGHHH!!!!!!

I'm so proud of my new poster... and I'll proudly display it here on the SouthCon Wall of (dis)Honor, along with the following:

50 Cent is one of my heroes for the advancements he's made in the arts and entertainment, including lyrics such as

I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed
B***h hit that track, catch a date, and come and pay the kid
Look baby this is simple, you can't see
You f****ng with me, you f****ng with a P-I-M-P

The existence of the Che-Shirt has improved my life dramatically, if only because it increases the odds that, on any given day, at any given mall, I'll see some pampered, rich, white college kid doing free PR for a murderous communist guerrilla.

Because it reminds me that there are those who God really has blessed with both brains AND beauty.

Because it reminds me that America is really the land of opportunity. Can't make it as a comedian? Bottom out as an actor? There's always Air America.

I love Michael Savage. He's done so much for those of us on the right. Because of him and his tireless efforts to convince everyone that all conservatives are shrill, hateful, mentally constipated bigots, we conservatives have been spared the burden of insightful conversation with those who disagree with us and think that Savage speaks for all of us.

Because of how much he's done to promote the cultural importance and social worth of the broadcast medium that I love so much.

For giving those of us who oppose the death penalty the opportunity to align ourselves with Snoop Dogg. Finally, a spokesman who really represents our cause!

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