He represents everything that is deplorable, hateful, and repugnant about the modern Democratic party. He appears from time to time on the Sunday morning news programs, and he's always shrill, contrite, self-impressed, arrogant..... and what else? It's harder to stop describing James Carville in negative terms than it is to start.

The guy is a reptile. A lizard. He's cold blooded, scaly, and inhuman.

He is the opposite of everything good and pure and right.

He's not even from this planet. He's a space-lizard, sent here by evil aliens to destroy America. In fact, he's a cyborg space-lizard... where he should have a heart and a brain, instead he has two bilge-infested sludge pumps.

He eats babies. Human babies. He eats them with mustard and ketchup. For breakfast.

Given the chance, James Carville will kill you and everyone you love. And burn your house down.

James Carville is 500 years old. He was the real Jack The Ripper.

James Carville planted the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

James Carville kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. And ate it. With mustard and ketchup.

I think I've made my point.

For further reading, click the links below... including the one at The Cafeteria Is Closed, where I first learned about the Carville-Gollum connection.

• The Cafeteria Is Closed: Idiot Of The Day



• James Carville's Strategy To Deceive Catholics



• Catholic Pundits Examine Issues Re: Church/Politics Debate



• Catholic Golfer: Liberals and the Catholic Church

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