First of all, I want to apologize to anyone who's offended by this video. I SWEAR, I'm not trying to offend anyone by posting this. I'm posting it because I came across it quite by accident and ... God help me, I just can't stop watching it.

Secondly, I want to point out that I love hardcore heavy metal and I also want to point out that there are mentally handicapped people in my family who I love and value. I do not want to demean mentally handicapped people by posting this. Nor do I want to demean hardcore heavy metal.

Thirdly, I'll just say that you don't have to be mentally handicapped to love hardcore heavy metal ... but apparently, it helps.

And, lastly, I'll just say that when I listen to my hardcore heavy metal, I act EXACTLY like the lady in the bright blue dress with the three big buttons.

This is all innocent fun, right? You know, for all my qualifiers, I still feel like a bad person for enjoying this video clip as much as I do ... and yet I STILL CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT.

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