You come across things like this at the Snopes news page:

Midnight Zamboni Run Prompts Firings
BOISE, Idaho (AP) - Two employees of the city's ice skating rink have been fired for making a midnight fast-food run in a pair of Zambonis. An anonymous tipster reported seeing the two big ice-resurfacing machines chug through a Burger King drive-through and return to the rink around 12:30 a.m. on Nov. 10. The squat, rubber-tired vehicles, which have a top speed of about 5 mph, drove 1 1/2 miles in all.

The reason I think this is worth mentioning is because I am convinced that Midnight Zamboni is the GREATEST POSSIBLE NAME for a ROCK GROUP in the HISTORY OF THE WORLD.

I do not know how to play an instrument, but I'm going to learn how to play one so I can form a band and name it Midnight Zamboni.

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