I just don't have time for this, but I can't resist. I honestly am busy, like I said yesterday … and besides that, I have a few things ruminating that I want to write when I get time. I have a thing I want to write about C.S. Lewis and stem cell research, and some observations about Marilyn Manson keep bubbling to the surface, too. Plus, there's an incomplete review of The Departed sitting here in a Word document on the desktop. It refuses to let me finish writing it. I open it now and then and stare at it and it just flips me the bird and says "I DEFY you to figure out what the next sentence is!"

Anyway, MCF is playing a Jeopardy! styled game. He provides the answers, we have to figure out what the questions were. His answers are below, along with my best guesses about the questions:

1. Howie Mandel and Gilbert Gottfried.
Who are two of the celebrities in most need of a good slapping?

2. Because I was bored.
Why weren't you trying to make something beautiful or discover something true?

3. Polly-O string cheese.
If you were Irish, what would your name be?

4. Sister Christian.
Remember that awesome scene at the end of Boogie Nights, the one where Marky Mark and Thomas Jane were trying to rob that extremely creepy criminal played by Alfred Molina, and that one guy kept letting off firecrackers and the tension just kept building and building, and it was like, "Man, I'm crawling out of my skin, here!" and that one Night Ranger song was on really loud because Molina kept turning it up … what song was that again?

5. Seinfeld; Prison Break; Joey.
Will you please give us, in random order, a last name, a first name, and the name of a Spider-Man series?

6. My finger was stuck in a hole in the desk.
Why'd you skip that fire-drill in third grade?

7. A Recorder.
If The Write Jerry did a Twist My Words Thursday and the first word was Reorder, what would spring to your mind as the best possible next item?

8. A refrigerator box.
If you and Rey were going to play "fort," what would you need?

9. Peter, Cindy, and Dudley.
Can you name two Brady Bunch characters and a dead British actor?

10. Jams.
What does Parliament Funkadelic do when the band puts on a show?

11. Alcohol.
And what always makes a Parliament Funkadelic show even better?

12. Goggles.
And what would one be wise to wear while drinking alcohol at a Parliament Funkadelic show?

13. April.
When's the best month for a concert like that?

14. Hold a pen properly.
And, after such a concert, what do you find it difficult to do?

15. Oyster Bay.
Do you have your own little personal nickname for the director of the upcoming Transformers live action movie, and, if so, what is it?

16. Iceman, Nibbler, and Megatron.
And, speaking of Transformers, could you please (in random order) name a Transformers character, an X-Men character, and tell us what all the lovely young ladies call you?

17. “This can't be a dream; there are no girls!”
Can you sum up Brokeback Mountain in fewer than ten words?

18. He doesn't have one.
Speaking of Brokeback Mountain ... why doesn't Otis present a convincing argument that he isn't gay?

19. Change.
What's in your pockets?

20.”Sweet Christmas!”
If you were Luke "Powerman" Cage and you found out that the movie about you is in constant delay, what might you exclaim?