The words "bagpipe" and "hero" should never be used in the same sentence. "Bagpipe Annoyance," maybe, but not "hero."

Finally, a diet cola that's just right for breakfast.

I'm convinced that one day the world will wake up and say "Ya know, the guy really is a terrible actor." And then you'll get what we have here.

Forget Mumia. Free Bill Stickers!

I'd love to be able to hide myself by stretching out on the couch. I wonder if they make a couch with a "fat redneck" pattern.

A hat is for wearing on your head. A hat is not a shoe, and it's not to be placed on your butt. Just FYI.

The '80's ROCKED. I mean they just REALLY, REALLY RAWKED.

I'm not even sure if that's a good price or not.

Three, maybe four people, will think this is as funny as I do. When I first came across this I laughed for something like twenty minutes.

I don't think this picture is intended to be funny, and to be honest, I can't remember where I saw it. Probably somebody's personal blog or MySpace page or whatever. All I know for sure is that this picture really cracks me up. And I'm not really sure why. It probably has something to do with me being an asshole.

Labels: Humor, Junk Dump, Trivial Matters

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