So I stumbled across this website, Make Me Babies, where you can upload pictures of any man and any woman and see what the couple's theoretical child would look like.

The website claims to use some sort of high tech computerfied programming thing. Probably has something to do with lasers.

Neat.

I couldn't resist messing around with it a little bit. But I didn't want to upload my own picture, of course. If the babies turned out ugly I'd have nobody but myself to blame. So I decided on an easy target, Senator Obama.

I couldn't decide on a woman for the Senator to hypothetically reproduce with, though ... so I just narrowed it down to three of the world's most famous ladies.

First, I generated the theoretical offspring of Barack and Madonna. I named the little baby Baradonna. Make Me Babies came up with this:

I dunno. Doesn't look much like Obama or Madonna if you ask me.

But the website says it's all technical and stuff, so I'll take their word for it.

Then I uploaded a picture of one of Barack's best known and most beloved supporters, Oprah Winfrey. I named the baby Obarah.

Again, I don't see it. You'd think two people as attractive as Oprah and Barack would turn out a prettier baby than that. That child is hideous.

Last but not least I couldn't resist uploading a picture of Hillary Clinton. According to the high tech computerfied technological stuff at the website, this is what the hypothetical love-child of Barack and Hillary would look like:

Oh, crap. I hope I haven't opened up a can of worms with that one.

Labels: Humor, News, Obama Watch, Politics