Monday, March 30, 2009

 

Things I Learn The Hard Way, 3



If you're 40 years old and you can no longer use the phrase "my ex-wife" because it's not specific enough, you're probably doing something wrong.

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Thursday, February 12, 2009

 

Things I Learn The Hard Way, 2



The Angry Whopper is very tasty, but the sauce and spices do pack a punch. You should wash your hands as soon as you finish eating it ... and until you DO wash your hands, don't touch your eyes or go to the bathroom.

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

 

Things I Learn The Hard Way



Do NOT listen to The Melvins right before going to bed and expect to be able to sleep.

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